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Saturday, August 2, 2008

BERN UNGLAM!

A certain CMY has been bugging me to post unglams of bern. Now, at long last, i finally got all the unglam pics of bern. So much easier said than done la, horrible bern was on red alert the entire night, so each time she heard my voice or saw me she made sure she was all glam only! Still, i managed to get some unglams, plus a few from some other people who cut bern out and sent the pics to me. I will not name them because nobody believed bern when she said she wouldn't get revenge (: haha but bern ah you can't get revenge on me cos you said, i quote exactly, "You can post whatever unglam pics of me and say whatever you wana" (: bern ah bern, i'd already forgiven you; the unglam pics here are just a bonus for me :D

For those people who don't know how bern looks normally, here's a pic:

As much as i dislike saying this, bern you actually look really pretty in that pic (: and your makeup was one of the rare few which actually looked natural and complimented your key features :D Haha the only reason i'm saying this is cos after you see the rest of your pics your ego will deflate back to normal again (:

Unfortunately, since bern was watching out for me, i had quite a number of failed shots like this:

But then, the commentary should do the trick haha. As i was viewing all my pics the day after Founder's, i suddenly got a heart attack, cos i saw this pic:

At least this pic here is resized; can you imagine just how freaky it is to have bern's huge gigantic head the size of the com screen starring out at you? Eeee *shudder*

And in this pic another nameless person said bern looked like she wasn't wearing anything LOL!

And the reactions to the pic below were super funny (: my mum was looking through the cam, when she suddenly asked, "WHA who's this girl how come her mouth so big de?" haha there's more! My couz exclaimed, "EH SO COOL HER FINGERS LONGER THAN MINE SHE SHOULD GO LEARN PIANO!" That's saying a lot, considering the fact that my couz's younger than me and her fingers are like 1cm longer than mine... Bern you shouldn't have quit piano!

Sigh another failed unglam shot T.T at least i consider it failed, but bern may not, which is the whole point :D

This is another failed shot... I was trying to get her in between looking up and smiling but my cam clicked too early... But wait till you see the next pic!

HAHA SUCCESS AT LAST! I caught bern in between looking up from her food and smiling! Lol she looks like she's choking, which she probably is now (:

Bleh this pic was actually quite unglam cos of bern's facial expressions, but the resolution sucks plus the pic is resized so you can't see much...

Here's another one:

The next pic is really funny... Bern's mouth is full of food and her eyes are red hahahaha :D

Ok i know it can't be seen properly so i zoomed in (: and no i swear to God i did not photoshop this pic, nor any other pics in this post.

Bern reminds me of a hamster stuffing sunflower seeds into its cheek pouches (: and after some thought, i think i know why people's eyes turn red in pics. It's cos the flash lights up the inside of your eyeball, which is filled with blood vessels and photoreceptors. By shining a bright light, you can see the red insides through the pupil (: i wonder if that makes sense?

Bern is doing what ms tham reckons is the MG pose: kissing the air :D unglam much!

Good news for bern, this is the 2nd last pic. Bad news is you look super unglam in it (: what the heck were you doing? I want to see the original pic!

And this. The most unglam ever. What do you think bern is doing?

If you said pulling up her dress, then you're right. Gosh bern that is toally unprincess-like lor! Some more you were caught in the act! DAMN UNGLAM AH! If you didn't have hollywood tape you could have at least used doublesided tape or something right? It works almost as well! Or even better: don't wear a tube dress and save yourself the embarrassment!

5:20 PM; sarrie~