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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Craziness...

This is the crazy post. I'm too lazy to bold anything.

If i had any doubt where i got my crazy gene from -- not that i have -- now it's confirmed. My mum. She, for some reason, had nothing better to do yesterday and decided to prank her friend. So my mum called her up and spoke in chinese with this really really wierd accent. She said she was very impressed with her friend's politeness and attitude in general. Her friend asked who she was, and you know what my mum said? 'Oh i'm some very rich and famous person whom everybody knows but i can't tell you my name cos i got kidnapped before and i'm afraid it may happen again.' Her friend believed her, can you believe it? Then my mum continued praising her friend who agreed with everything she said, and then told her that since she was so impressed, she wanted to give her a large sum of money. Her friend was like no no it's ok being polite is expected and proceeded to try disuade my mum. Haha and then the funniest thing ever, my mum said don't try to disuade me you're wasting my time -- it's very precious you know, every minute i can make a few thousand dollars! Then her friend said something about a certificate in english -- i didn't quite catch that part -- and my mum said in chinese what is that certificate (she said it in english with this really really heavy chinese accent which just mangled its pronunciation) i don't understand english. At that time my mum was about to die from holding her laughter in, while her friend frantically tried to think of the chinese word for it. My mum crapped and crapped [see see the origins of my crapping gene too!] to her friend and in the end she said i think i can trust you rebecca (she said the name in english) i'll tell you... Do you know who i am? Lol then her friend guessed it was my mum. For some reason that caused my mum to laugh and laugh and laugh for almost 5min before she caught her breath again and asked how she know it was her. Her friend said just about the time she said her name in english which made my mum laugh non-stop again. Her other colleagues somehow heard about it and pestered her to tell them but she said while laughing that she would only tell them when she went back to work on wednesday. One of her friends then said something along the lines of by wednesday my mum would have laughed herself crazy already and wouldn't be able to tell them anything... I think she's right cos each time my mum thinks of it she starts laughing again... It's a bit freaky.

And another crazy thing. On thurs after bio we went bern's house. Kinda expected it would be crazy. But before that we went KAP, where i found out just how huge bern's stomach is. Mei and hl were like on a diet or something so they went cold storage and bought rubbish, while bern and i ate. Bern's stomach is like a black hole k, she ate her hotcakes and suasage meal, my hashbrown decided she was still hungry and went to get another sausage and egg mcmuffin. I was like oh my goodness bernice chan do you always eat this much and she replied depends on her mood if happy eat little if sad eat a lot. I said lol that's binging it's bad wait we just finished our last paper shouldn't you be happy not sad? Bern said huh i where got say i sad? I said but you're eating so much! Bern said no what this is very little. !!! I don't believe her man... Oh and did i memtion her wierd tastes? She eats hashbrown with chili sauce and pepper and thinks butter spoils pancakes o.o

Then her mum came to fetch us to her house. In the car bern said you guys don't use seat belts ah so naturally we started to fasten them. Except mei, who was for some reason holding on to the whipped margarine left from bern's hotcakes meal and moaning about how nobody wanted to help her hold the margarine and she couldn't wear her seatbelt with 1 hand. Lol mei is wierd.

At bern's house as we were climbing up mei suddenly said eh bern you changed room? All of us stare at her. Stalker... We had nothing better to do so decided to play monopoly, then realised we left the snacks downstairs. So mei was like i know we can use bern's pulley system! Haha bern and her sibblings are crazy k, lazy climb 3 storeys so went to build a pulley system which so does not work properly! So bern stayed upstairs and started pulling it, while we went downstairs to attach the bag of snacks to the pulley. We stopped at the 2nd floor, where bern was swinging the wildly from the 3rd floor trying to hit mei who was shrieking :D Then later back upstairs bern said you guys want absail i can hold the rope for you (: Haha i told her why don't i hold the rope instead and she absail? Hl said i know i know mei can go 1st floor then we tie the rope to her and pull her up! Mei was like nooooooo so scary later it break!

At last we started playing monopoly. I threw the biggest number so got to start 1st :D Haha it was supper funny k, on my 1st throw i landed on chance which said advance to go! HAHA so i could start buying property while the rest of them tried to complete the 1st round! The look on bern's face was just classic :D Awhile later in the game everybody had bought something except poor mei. It was really funny; she kept landing on chance, community chest or our property, so didn't get a chance to buy anything at all! Since i had a head start i had the most properties, but then realised i was kinda broke. Then horrible mei had to go rub it in, she started sighing and counting her money and said haiz i have over 2k but nothing to spend it on!!! Sigh. The game was crazy and bern and i ended up really broke, while the money kept changing hands between mei and hl, who had already started building hotels T.T Haha but bern and i were saved from going bankrupt cos they suddenly realised it was passed 1 and bern and mei had to go back to school for commendations...

So those horible people rush and rush and wanted to leave me behind cos i was still wearing my shoes ): In the end i gave up and decided i could wear them on the bus, which came just as we reached the bus stop. And then i dropped 1st and went home while hl took the bus home and bern and mei went back to school. Sigh then poor me started feeling sad cos the only commendation award i got was in p5. Argh.

Yesterday was another crazy day! We were allowed cameras so of cos i went around taking pics :D Only took a few thought and didn't get any of the teachers... Stupid thing was that of all years they had to choose to set and mark exam papers on teacher's day this year, so we weren't allowed into the staffroom T.T Cos of that the phone lines were super long cos everyone wanted to call their teachers. The teachers were kinda poor things cos they had to make so many trips out -- the staffroom is humongous -- and each time they came out they got mobbed. Then after school mishy, viv, mel and i went to catch wall-e at ps :D Ok i'm lazy to recount any further so here're the pics:

ju and mel (:

our class was soooo empty and quiet...

ju and me in the hall

again!

bat never look at the cam T.T

sheena, mayo, jack, bea

and again cos bea closed her eyes

ME! no that trophy is not for me unfortunately. It's for our teachers

hehe 2 people being extra :D

mel!

the award ceremony... lucky teachers didn't have to move, the trophy was delivered right into their laps... can you spot bern? she's that tiny black blob on stage :D hehe she and nyam were damn retarded.. And did the 2 of them dress up as a couple on purpose?!

HAHA BERN LOOKS SO UNGLAM! Those 2 idiots again trying to make a joke.. giving the award for the coolest teachers whom they said were so cool they had to wear more layers to keep warm -.- And another super funny part was when nyam was saying what beautiful big blue eyes you have to bern, what a slender nose you have. bern replied what big ears you have nyam, who retorted what a huginomous mouth you have bern! HAHAHA i just about died of laughter and was shouting i agree! so funny everybody was staring at me :D

back in class. what is up with car. gosh my collar bones are freaking obvious!

Bern walked into class some time later and i was like hey bern i love your dress it's so pretty! Guess what bern said? EH ME LEH YOU DON'T LOVE ME AH?! Lol i told her nope then bern was like all hurt and said people look at the person i look at the dress haha... So i told her i was looking at it with with a designer's eye and wanted to take a pic of it and she said what, i want her to take it off or something? Haha then ju being the nice person said she would take with bern. Then bern saw the pic i took and said she looked fat in it. i agreed, much to her horror and she said i was super mean :D hello bern it's all in the perspective; why couldn't you have interpreted it as i was saying you had a slim figure it was just the dress that made you appear fat? lol

ju attempted to give the princess a crown but failed. terribly.

WAHAHAHA IM STILL TALLER THAN BERN EVERN THOUGH I WAS SLOUCHING AND SHE WAS WEARING HEALS!

mishy french plaiting viv's hair. I LOVE MISHY'S SHIRT! even though the details can't really be seen in the pic...

stupid viv just about ruined the pic!

oh and this pic is funny. see the bright pink fabric? yes it's fabric, not wrapping papper. With wants her wedding dress to be that colour LOL! hahahaha we were at spotlight looking at all the cool fabrics when viv saw this nice white cloth and i told her next time when she got married i would use that fabric and design/make her a dress. at that point mishy said i won't have lon to wait till viv got engaged to her bf so i said her hey viv since you already have so many bfs why don't you marry all of them so i can make you a lot of wedding dresses? Haha viv wanted to kill mishy and me :D

My mum is screaming at me so i shall go off now. More crazy stuff next time :D

7:44 PM; sarrie~