HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'M BACK~! no, im not dead yet. so all of you can sleep in peace now :D

my mum just shouted from her room, "I AM VERY HUNGRY!"

and my daddy replied from outside, "i am very tired!"

O.O i have a very very weird family. one of these days i'll elaborate on that.

you know how i always say next time i sure get high blood pressure cos of all family history and all the stuff i eat? guess what. today i found out i have LOW BLOOD PRESSURE! how ironic. no actually it's not cos im abnormal. my dad says i should eat more red meat but my mum says the amount of meat im already eating is so much its scary. oh wells. my whole body is malfunctioning (:

nothing funny happened the past couple of weeks except when my friends came over my house to make chinese new year goodies. ie pineapple tarts and that spicy shrimp roll thing. just that it wasn't spicy cos the night before when my daddy and i were making the filling we ran out of chilli -.- so instead of being red it was orange. bleh. and the only pics of that day are with viv who refuses to pass them to me :P it was super crazy la, flour and other foodstuff all over the place, messing up my clean clean house which i spent the previous afternoon vacuuming T.T

and that chu mei yin ah... go tell everybody i have very bad news for them and spoil my plan :@ the whole day they all keep bugging me what's the bad news, until my mum heard about it. aiyo that's the worst thing that can happen la, my mum is almost as pro at talking rubbish as me la! she go say orh, sarrie is going overseas to study! then everybody really believe -.- cor kept bugging me ask if real or not, say i cheat her feelings promise will stay in sg :P in the end i say no la! my mum only know how to talk rubbish! morale of the story: listen to my mum at your own risk :P

after that they still continued bugging me cos they wanted to find out the bad news. so i halfheartedly say im going to die le. then bernice chan suddenly go quiet [trust me, that's abnormal] and her eyes start growing even bigger than they already are. sigh, but the worst is, cannot say those things in front of corliss tan! i not even putting in any effort to act and she really believe! the rest of the time she was here she pester and pester me ask if i really going to die, somemore can come tell me in all seriousness sarrie you can tell me de, my mood won't change after this please i promise. gosh. she everything also believe! i think she's going to die when she goes out into the world. actually a lot of mg gals are [read SPOILT!], including me [read LAZY + CAN'T BE BOTHERED ATTITUDE] but that's beside the point.

oh oh and the other funny thing that happened was cor hitting on bern! haha so funny la cor keep denying it, bern keep acting freaked out :D can't remember how this whole thing started tho. but there was cor standing as striaght as she could and shouting OI IM STRAIGHT K! lol whatever la. then at about 12 bern became very hungry so she ask me if can eat now i tell her im ok with anything just go persuade the rest. hehe than the first person she tried to convice was cor...

so bern and i went to cor. then bern suddenly remembered, and tell me aahhh i know must flirt with cor then she'll agree to go eat! damn funny la so bern tried to flirt, and then that crazy cor decided to flirt back! watch the 2 of them can die lor. in the end bern was shrieking eeeeeeeee and trying to hide :P

then there was this time when bern was making the funny shapes on top of the pineapple tarts cos she said crosses were so boring. so her hands dirty, full of flour, then cor decided to go hug her. sigh bern struggle and scream and scream and scream! so noisy... and the other two super noisy people were viv and mishy. run around my house shrieking like the mad women they are. my poor neighbours. they probably though there were terrorists in my house :P heh and myfriends seem to have forgotten that i live in a flat not a private house :P

OH AND HORRIBLE VIV AND MEI STILL OWE ME MONEY FROM THIS! BRING HOME THE FOOD LE BUT NEVER PAY ME :@ BAD LA! I HAD TO BORROW MONEY FROM MY DAD TO PAY K! AND HE WANTED TO CHARGE ME INTEREST!

yesterday was tiring. 1st day of cny went my aunts' house first for a late lunch. i ate super a lot again, was the last one at the table after everybody had gone off. which reminds me, im starting to get kinda frightened that i may have a worm in my stomach o.o really k, cos i don't seem to be putting on any weight even tho i eat mind boggling amounts of food and don't exercise. don't be jealous, it's not fun. really. it's scary.

then later we went to my mummy's mummy's house :D lol her flat so small, i think 4 room only, but squeeze sooooo many people! about 30... and it was so noisy. and we had early dinner. like at 6. 3 hours after i finished lunch. oh wells, but i still can eat (: then cos got so many cousins, i think 14 in all, we took a group pic. my mum super lousy, all the pics she took got botched, so i asked my aunty send me hers, but i dunno when she'll get around to it. will upload the pic once i get it (: then everybody can see how pretty i look :P

ahhhh and i wore that black and gold bubble dress! haha im so glad i bought it lor. like half the people i met yesterday said it was really pretty :D and eldest cousin on my mum's side, whose fashion sense is fantastic, was trying to guess where i bought it from (: she guess and guess, all wrong :D in the end i took pity on her and told her the dress was super super cheap. she think think, then guess this fashion. lol correct. then i ask her guess the price. she say 26? i say nope cheaper. 24? still cheaper. 19? i start laughing and tell her correct. her eyes grow big and she say wha very good deal hor, your this dress cost 19 only and it looks expensive, like 90 plus! :D haha. oh and she damn cool la, got blue contacts for the occasion!

ooo and all the ang baos i got! ok, the amount i got is probably very little compared to all my friends [rich mg gals have rich relatives T.T] but who cares. i got $201! such a funny number. decided to return half to my parents since they lose about 900 every cny, 50 i bank in, the rest goes to God. which means i don't get to spend anything so im just as broke as before. wait. the numbers don't tally o.o eh. oh my dad for some reason decided to give me an ang bao this year with $12 inside :D

my daddy is crazy la. in the morning he started laughing then give me ang bao and i was like O.O how come you suddenly give me money?! and i was wondering why he laughing until liddat. then i took the ang bao and got my answer -.- no it wasn't empty. it was filled with coins :P aiyoooo he laugh and laugh and laugh. funny meh. in the end he say fake one la, then exchanged it for the real one :P

oh and there's something i just have to write. last year i found out viv the crazy doesn't bother counting her ang bao money! in fact when she heard i count mine she was like HUH WHERE GOT PEOPLE DO THAT?! WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD COUNT ANG BAO MONEY?! ONLY THE MONEY FACE PEOPLE LA! hmph yes yes now the whole world knows just how rich viv is :P

okies ive typed a lot already. one last thing before i go.

3 more days till posting results are out.
6 more days till school opens.
14 more days till mei and ju leave for australia.
16 more days till mei and ju start school.
24 more days till my 1 hour practice which i think i paid $40 for.
25 more days till FUSION 'o9!
30 more days till i die.

bleh.